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[GWL]: Idiotic questions


Reading these brings back fond memories of my days as a perennial 
specialist in a garden centre.  My favourite:

One day, a gentleman with a very heavy accent said that he wanted to buy 
all my ponies and what kind of special price could I give him?  I tried to 
get him to clarify the question, and couldn't for the life of me think of 
any equine connection in my department.  Finally, I asked him to show me, 
and he led me to the bench of peonies.

Another memorable one:  "What kind of flowering shrubs can I plant on my 
septic bed to bloom in time for my daughter's wedding?"

Also thanks to Doug for making this former book editor laugh out loud.

Cheers,

Carol     

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