Re: [GWL]: Idiotic questions and requests

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• Subject: Re: [GWL]: Idiotic questions and requests
• From: F*@aol.com
• Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 12:38:33 EDT
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Dan,
my favorite stupid question is one I overheard at a retail garden center near 
Philly, back when I used to drive a truck for Green Leaf.  It went something 
like this:

"I work in a basement office.  There are no windows, and they turn the heat 
off on weekends.  What kind of plant will do well there?"

Of course, once you remember that molds and fungi aren't plants, there are 
only two honest answers: (1) Silk, or (2) Whatever you like, just plan on 
replacing it weekly.

JF

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