Non hosta
- To: hosta list , "hosta-open@mallorn.com"
- Subject: Non hosta
- From: B*
- Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 08:28:38 -0700
Hi everyone
I thought some might find this interesting or amusing.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them and gives
you part of the milk.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes one and gives it to your
neighbor.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them and sells you
the milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. The gov't. take both your cows, then shoots
you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them, shoots
one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.
DEMOCRACY: Everyone has two cows, then a vote is taken, and whatever the
majority decides to do, you do, and that's no bull!
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Bye
Bob
Bob Axmear 208 2nd St Ne Waukon,Ia 52172-1308
http://www.hostasonline.com/ Hostasonline.com
http://www.gardensights.com GARDENSIGHTS.COM
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