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>     I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of
> Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married
> to a
> transvestite.
>     My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
> selling
> marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
> prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently
> serving
> a non-parole life sentence in Attica for the rape and murder of a teenage
> boy
> in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington
> Remand
> Center on charges of incest with his three children.
>     I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
> lives in the Bronx and is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
> However, her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel
> with
> her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested
> in
> joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
> themselves,
> at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin.
>     Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
> bringing
> her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
> Should I tell her about my cousin in the hosta collector?

> Signed,
> Worried About My Reputation


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