Re: Hosta Test
- Subject: Re: Hosta Test
- From: C* Q* B*
- Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2001 18:11:58 -0500
Glen -
Could I have permission to print your Hosta Test in our newsletter? It is
very clever.
Carolyn Q. Bryson
Indianapolis
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At 01:27 PM 08/19/2001 +0100, you wrote:
> Hosta IQ Behavior Test
>
>1. What is the greatest number of days that you have allowed to pass while
>THAT HOSTA languished in a pot waiting for you to find just the right spot
>for it?
>
>2. What is the longest duration (in weeks) that you have put off packing
>and mailing THOSE HOSTAS off to a friend?
>
>3. How many times are you apt to weed a single hosta garden during the
season?
>
>4. What is the largest amount of money you have ever spent on a hosta?
>
>5. How many times have you pronounced the species H. aequinectiiontha
>correctly?
>
>6. How many times have you wanted to know who first said that the hosta
>was a low maintenance plant?
>
>7. What is the greatest number of hostas that you have planted within a 8
>foot square patch of ground?
>
>8.How many times as the help that you hired ( or husband, wife,or child)
>not shown up to work?
>
>9.How many times have you forgotten and then purchased the same plant
>simply because you liked the name of it?
>
>10. How many times have you killed H.'Uzo-No-Mai'?
>
>Add the results from all these questions and then divide the total by your
>social security number, multiply it by your age or weight, then subtract
>the original number from the initial number. Take the square root of this
>number and you will have discovered your Hosta IQ. This number is a bond
>amongst all of us. Don't disclose it to the daylily people.
>
>
>>From the heart of summer in Vermont.... where it is cool and sunny and all
>the tourists raise their hands to ask directions.
>Glen Williams
>20 Dewey St.
>Springfield , Vermont
>05156
>Tel: 802-885-2839
>
>
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