Re: NEW COMPUTER VIRUS(FUNNY ONE'S)


  >   CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
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  >
  >   VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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  >   LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails
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  >   everyone about what it did.
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  >   RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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  >   MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes.
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  >   OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,
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  >   then slowly expands to 200 MB.
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  >   DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS Deletes all old files.
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  >   ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS Disks can no longer be inserted.
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  >   TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) Your whole computer
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  >   goes down (but I think "our hearts will go on").
  >
  >   DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
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  >   PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
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  >   JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files.
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  >   ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL
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  >   BE BAAAAACK.
  >
  >   LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
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  >   then discards it through Windows.
 

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