Real Man University (joke)
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- Subject: Real Man University (joke)
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 09:44:32 EST
REAL MAN UNIVERSITY:
>> A new 2-year degree is being offered at Life University that many
of
you
>>should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just 6
>>trimesters, you too can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA
Real
>>Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
>>
>>FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
>>MEN 101 Combating stupidity
>>MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
>>MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>>MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
>>
>>WINTER SCHEDULE
>>MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
>>MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 AM
>>MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
>>EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
>>EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
>>ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
>>
>>SPRING SCHEDULE
>>MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
>>MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
>>MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
>>MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
>>
>>SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
>>SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
>>SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
>>MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
>>MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
>>ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)
>>
>>WINTER SCHEDULE
>>MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>>MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
>>MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
>>MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington, Especially When
Naked
>>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
>>
>>SPRING SCHEDULE
>>MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/FailOnly)
>>MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
>>MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
>>MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT ConsideredForeplay
>>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important 2
>>
>>COURSE ELECTIVES
>>EAT 110 Cooking with Tofu
>>EAT 111 Utilization of Eating Utensils
>>EAT 112 Burping and Belching Discreetly
>>MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law
>>MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
>>MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
>>ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)
>>
>> *Classes are offered at a reduced rate for retirees. Unlimited
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