Re: Cat Washing
- To: hosta-open@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: Cat Washing
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Wed, 15 Dec 1999 07:14:02 EST
Subject: Cat Washing
>
>
> How to Wash a Cat:
>
> 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>
> 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the
> toilet water,
> and have both toilet lids lifted.
>
> 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
> him
> towards the bathroom.
>
> 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
> toilet and
> close both lids (you may need to stand on
> the lid so that he
> cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any
> part of your
> body too close to the edge, as his paws will
> be reaching out
> for any purchase they can find.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
> provides a
> "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to
> be quite
> effective.
>
> 6. Have someone open the door to the outside
> and ensure
> that there are no people between the toilet
> and the outside
> door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
> and quickly
> lift both lid
>
> 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
> toilet, and run
> outside where he will dry himself.
>
> Sincerely,
> The DOG
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To sign-off this list, send email to majordomo@mallorn.com with the
message text UNSUBSCRIBE HOSTA-OPEN
