Re: old people
- To: J*@aol.com, hosta-open@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: old people
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 12:55:23 EST
NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!!!
These old people!!!!!
~ Old Couple ~
An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was
finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They
discussed
finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man
decided it
was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused....then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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