love dress
- To: "hosta-open@mallorn.com"
- Subject: love dress
- From: b*
- Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 22:47:40 -0500
>The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples
>house. She range the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
>daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
>
>"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
>
>"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
>daughter-in-law replied.
>
>"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
>
>"LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the mother-in-law.
>
>"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy
>and he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law.
>
>"I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home
>any minute," the daughter-in-law continued.
>
>Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left.
>On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" idea.
>She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the
>door for her husband to come home.
>
>Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way. The father-in-law
>opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
>
>"What are you doing," he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied.
>
>"Needs ironing," he replied.
>
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