"weber" humor
- To: "hosta-open@mallorn.com"
- Subject: "weber" humor
- From: b*
- Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 09:22:49 -0500
< A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon, they were working
in the
garden together. As the wife bent over pulling the weeds, the husband
says,
"Honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is a big as the gas grill.
The husband picks up a yardstick, to prove his point. First he
measures
the grill, then he measures his wife's butt. "Yeah". He says, "just
about the same size."
That evening they went to bed. The husband cuddled up to his wife
saying,
"How about a little lovemaking?" The wife turns over, back to him,
giving
him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. She answered,
sarcastically, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass
grill for
one little weenie, do you?" >>
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