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"weber" humor

< A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon, they were working
in the
  garden together. As the wife bent over pulling the weeds, the husband
  "Honey, you're getting fat.  Your butt is a big as the gas grill.
  The husband picks up a yardstick, to prove  his point.  First he
  the grill, then he measures his wife's butt.  "Yeah".  He says,  "just

  about the same size."

  That evening they went to bed. The husband cuddled up to his wife
  "How about a little lovemaking?"  The wife turns over, back to him,
  him the cold shoulder.   "What's the matter?" he asked.  She answered,

  sarcastically, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass
grill for
  one little weenie, do you?" >>

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