Fitness Stuff
- To: hosta-open@mallorn.com, Barry Schlueter , Ginny Goben , Ginger Weisbarth , Margaret Conners , S*@aol.com
- Subject: Fitness Stuff
- From: G* O*
- Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2000 18:41:25 -0500
>Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2000 12:38:28 -0500
>From: linda Mann <lmann@mailhub.icx.net>
>
>All That Fitness Stuff ....
>
> > 1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
> > She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.
>
>> 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy
>> breathing again.
>>
> > 3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
>Haven't
>> lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
>
> 4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out
>what
>> I'm
> >doing.
> >
> 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he
>would
> >have put them further up our body.
> >
> 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
>annoy
> me.
> >
>> 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
>
> 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
> >
>> 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
> > country.
>> >
> >10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
>
>
>
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