Re: Canadian Test
- To: hosta-open@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: Canadian Test
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2000 08:13:37 EST
Canadian Test
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory
is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 10 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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