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One Copy



Executive
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when
he found the 
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of
paper in hand. 

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my
secretary has left. 
Can you make this thing work?"

Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the
machine on, 
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared 
inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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