Da hosta jones


You know you got da hosta jones, when you breeze by your bride, and ease by the dog, all to go see how your hosta babies are. I'm here to report there is no known cure,but it can be put into remission by ordering many hostas by mail or some sort of hosta communications with similarly afflicted individuals. It is a small price to pay for the pleasure recieved. (indeed).

                                                                                  Da part time yooper,
                                                                                           Daniel J.

P.S.  Jones is difined in Krockitts book of Slang,Utterances,and Quotes as a raging addistion sometimes known to include plant matter.



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