Poopsie Bubblechunks
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- Subject: Poopsie Bubblechunks
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 13:32:10 EDT
> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names
> ....
>
> Use the FIRST letter of your first name to
> determine your NEW first name:
>
> * > > > > > >> a = stinky
> * > > > > > >> b = lumpy
> * > > > > > >> c = buttercup
> * > > > > > >> d = dorkey
> * > > > > > >> e = crusty
> * > > > > > >> f = greasy
> * > > > > > >> g = fluffy
> * > > > > > >> h = cheeseball
> * > > > > > >> i = chim-chim
> * > > > > > >> j = poopsie
> * > > > > > >> k = flunky
> * > > > > > >> l = booger
> * > > > > > >> m = pinky
> * > > > > > >> n = zippy
> * > > > > > >> o = goober
> * > > > > > >> p = doofus
> * > > > > > >> q = slimy
> * > > > > > >> r = loopy
> * > > > > > >> s = snotty
> * > > > > > >> t = falafel
> * > > > > > >> u = gidget
> * > > > > > >> v = squeezit
> * > > > > > >> w = oprah
> * > > > > > >> x = skipper
> * > > > > > >> y = dinky
> * > > > > > >> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the FIRST letter of your last name to
> determine the first half of your NEW last name:
>
> * > > > > > >> a = diaper
> * > > > > > >> b = toilet
> * > > > > > >> c = giggle
> * > > > > > >> d = bubble
> * > > > > > >> e = girdle
> * > > > > > >> f = barf
> * > > > > > >> g = lizard
> * > > > > > >> h = waffle
> * > > > > > >> i = cootie
> * > > > > > >> j = monkey
> * > > > > > >> k = potty
> * > > > > > >> l = liver
> * > > > > > >> m = banana
> * > > > > > >> n = rhino
> * > > > > > >> o = burger
> * > > > > > >> p = hamster
> * > > > > > >> q = toad
> * > > > > > >> r = gizzard
> * > > > > > >> s = pizza
> * > > > > > >> t = gerbil
> * > > > > > >> u = chicken
> * > > > > > >> v = pickle
> * > > > > > >> w = chuckle
> * > > > > > >> x = tofu
> * > > > > > >> y = gorilla
> * > > > > > >> z = stinker
>
> Use the LAST letter of your last name to determine
> the second half of your NEW last name:
>
> * > > > > > >> a = head
> * > > > > > >> b = mouth
> * > > > > > >> c = face
> * > > > > > >> d = nose
> * > > > > > >> e = tush
> * > > > > > >> f = breath
> * > > > > > >> g = pants
> * > > > > > >> h = shorts
> * > > > > > >> i = lips
> * > > > > > >> j = honker
> * > > > > > >> k = butt
> * > > > > > >> l = brain
> * > > > > > >> m = tushie
> * > > > > > >> n = chunks
> * > > > > > >> o = hiney
> * > > > > > >> p = biscuits
> * > > > > > >> q = toes
> * > > > > > >> r = buns
> * > > > > > >> s = fanny
> * > > > > > >> t = sniffer
> * > > > > > >> u = sprinkles
> * > > > > > >> v = kisser
> * > > > > > >> w = squirt
> * > > > > > >> x = humperdinck
> * > > > > > >> y = brains
> * > > > > > >> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy
> Toiletshorts.....
>
> and Al Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush, pretty fitting!
>
> Send this to your friends with your new name in the
> subject.
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