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Fwd: [signs of menopause]

>Date: 12 Jun 00 03:10:24 EDT
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>Subject: signs of menopause
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>Subject: signs of menopause 
>1.  You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
>(Hot flashes)
>2.  Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using
>you to heat the family room this winter.  Rather than just =
>saying you are not amused, you shoot him.  =20 (Mood swings)
>3.  You write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
>(Memory loss)
>4.  Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and your reply, "Well,
>if it =
>isn't Ozzie fucking Nelson."
>5.  The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives
>you =
>four hours of decent rest.
>6.  You find guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner.
>7.  You change your underwear after every sneeze.
>(Mild incontinence)
>8.  You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning
>home =
>from an Italian restaurant.
>(Sudden weight gain)
>9.  You take a sudden interest in "Wrestle mania."
>(Female hormone deficiency)
>10.  You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a
>field =
>trip to Chippendales.
>(Hormone therapy)
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