Fwd: [signs of menopause]
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>From: Ken DeB <kendeb52@yahoo.com>
>Subject: signs of menopause
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>Subject: signs of menopause
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>1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
>(Hot flashes)
>
>2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using
>you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just =
>saying you are not amused, you shoot him. =20 (Mood swings)
>
>3. You write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
>(Memory loss)
>
>4. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and your reply, "Well,
>if it =
>isn't Ozzie fucking Nelson."
>(Irritability)
>
>5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives
>you =
>four hours of decent rest.
>(Sleeplessness)
>
>6. You find guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner.
>(Fatigue)
>
>7. You change your underwear after every sneeze.
>(Mild incontinence)
>
>8. You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning
>home =
>from an Italian restaurant.
>(Sudden weight gain)
>
>9. You take a sudden interest in "Wrestle mania."
>(Female hormone deficiency)
>
>10. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a
>field =
>trip to Chippendales.
>(Hormone therapy)
>
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