For School teachers
- Subject: For School teachers
- From: M* C*
- Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 21:12:19 -0400
- Importance: Normal
-----Original Message-----
From: Laura Reel [l*@prodigy.net]
Sent: Monday, June 18, 2001 5:28 PM
To: Mary Chastain
Subject: Fw: School answering machine
----- Original Message -----
From: "Reel, Laura H. (L7R) " <L7R@y12.doe.gov>
To: <lancastert@earthlink.net>; <l7r@prodigy.net>
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 7:19 AM
Subject: School answering machine
>
>
>
> > > >
> > > > > 1: School Answering Machine
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of
your
> > > > school.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
member,
> > > > please
> > > > > > listen to
> > > > > > all options before making a selection:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
> > > > > > To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -
Press
> > 2
> > > > > > To complain about what we do - Press 3
> > > > > > To cuss out staff members - Press 4
> > > > > > To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already
> > > > enclosed
> > > > > in
> > > > > > your
> > > > > > newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5
> > > > > > If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
> > > > > > If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -
Press
> > 7
> > > > > > To request another teacher for the third time this year -
Press
> > 8
> > > > > > To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
> > > > > > To complain about school lunches - Press 0
> > > > > > If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
> > > > > > accountable/responsible
> > > > > > for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's
> > NOT
> > > > the
> > > > > > teacher's fault
> > > > > > for your child(ren)'s lack of effort - HANG UP and HAVE A
NICE
> > > > DAY!!!
> >
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