Changing light bulb (OT)
This is an oldie but goodie. Not about hosta but could be applied to a
certain hosta-related maillist.
Question: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the
bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
this email exchange to alt.light.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work
for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
handle the light bulb controversey.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.light.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
leave it here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
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