Re: The Kitchen
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- Subject: Re: The Kitchen
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2000 10:37:35 EST
> > > Subject: Signs found in Kitchens......
> > >
> > >
> > > > 1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and
> > > this kitchen is delirious.
> > >
> > > > > 2. No husband has ever been shot while
> > > doing the dishes.
> > >
> > > > > 3. A husband is someone who takes out the
> > > trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the
> > > whole house.
> > >
> > > > > 4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy,
> > > fast, and cheap.
> > >
> > > > > 5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each
> > > hand.
> > >
> > > > > 6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy
> > > refrigerator.
> > >
> > > > > 7. Blessed are they who can laugh at
> > > themselves for they shall
> > > never cease to be amused.
> > >
> > > > > 8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent
> > > life.
> > >
> > > > > 9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
> > >
> > > > > 10. Housework done properly can kill you.
> > >
> > > > > 11. Countless number of people have eaten in
> > > this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
> > >
> > > > > 12. My next house will have no kitchen
> > > just vending machines.
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