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- Subject: ??????????
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2001 08:55:47 EST
Q. What doesn't belong in this list:Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
> > > > A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you > >
> > can't beat a blowjob
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> > > > A. So men can be open minded.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
> > > > A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> > > > A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
> > > > A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego..
.> > > > A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
> > > > A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann snd the Pillsbury
>Doughboy?
> > > > A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
> > > > A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
> > > > A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months
Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
> > > > A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
> > > > A. Kermits Finger>
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> > > > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
> > > > A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
breaks,you're screwed.
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