My squirrels are reasonably well behaved, but when you are ready to
begin your tests I will encourage my woodchucks to volunteer.
I never though of that!
Do you think you could teach them to wear bulletproof
vests as well?
I think I could but I would have to run extensive
armament tests. That might take some time and voluntary test subjects could
prove hard to come by. Might have to start the draft up!