Re: Fw: Dogs and Men"


 >
 >How Dogs and Men Are the Same
 >
 >1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
 >2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
 >3. Both mark their territory
 >4. Neither tells you what's bothering them
 >5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
 >6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
 >7. Neither does any dishes
 >8. Both fart shamelessly
 >9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
 >10. Both like dominance games
 >11. Both are suspicious of the postman
 >12. Neither understands what you see in cats
 >
 >How Dogs Are Better Than Men
 >
 >1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
 >2. Dogs miss you when you're gone
 >3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong
 >4. Dogs admit when they're jealous
 >5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
 >6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never
 >laugh at how you throw.)
 >7. You can train a dog
 >8. Dogs are easy to buy for
 >9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK,
 >really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but
 >there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to
 >you).
 >10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
 >11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you

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