The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert, they set
tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger woke
faithful friend."Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
What it tell you Kemosabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto,
someone has stolen our tent."