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> THE ACCIDENT
> Farmer Joe had gotten in to an accident with a semi-truck.
>
> Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough totake
> the truckingcompany (responsible for the accident) to court.
>
> In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.'Didn't you
> say, atthe scene of the accident, 'I'm fine.'
>
> Farmer Joe responded, 'Well I'll tell you what happened. I had justloaded my
> favoritemule Bessie into the....'
>
> 'I didn't ask for any details,' the lawyer interrupted.
>
> 'Just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident,you
> were fine?'
>
> Farmer Joe said, 'Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I wasdriving
> down theroad....'
>
> The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establishthe
> fact that atthe scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
> that hewas just fine. Nowseveral weeks after the accident he is trying to sue
> my client. Pleasetell him to simplyanswer the question.'
>
> But by this time, the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answerand
> said, 'I'dlike to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.'
>
> Joe thanked the judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had justloaded
> Bessie, myfavorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
> whenthis hugesemi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
> right inthe side.
>
> I was thrown in one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I washurting
> real bad anddidn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning
> andgroaning. I knew she wasin terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after
> the accident ahighway patrolman cameon the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning
> and groaning so he went overto her. After helooked at her he took out his gun
> and shot her between the eyes. Then thepatrolman cameacross the road with his
> gun in his hand and looked at me.
>
> 'He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How areyou
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