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Re: [SANS] Seasons Greetings & festivities alert!

This seems to be a holiday for idol worshippers of every persuasion as well
as members of the Big Religions, so Greetings of a Ceremonial Nature are
hereby ordered to start, along with appropriate festivities.  Let the
dancing begin!  (claps hands as wine is poured).

How cold is it. well, you will see as your grocery bill reflects  our
peculiar and cruel Californian Southern Winter.

People have been signing onto the list in record numbers! where are you!
SPEAK  TO US!!!! do NOT make me go after you!

now the thing about California, in case you think i am a weak and whining
piece of work, is that we are not accustomed to this, whereas when you live
in a place with an actual , certified winter, OF COURSE YOU ARE!  None of
my plants ever suffered from cold in Boston or New York. We will have to do
some replacement shopping to fill out our need for spring shipping. GRRRR.
i am glad i did what nobody thought was necessary and drugged all the
variegated plants indoors and the other tropical treats...Roger and another
nursery owning guy  bought the last two kerosene heaters at Home Depot
yesterday.  now we must get a timer because the thing has only two
settings,  "jet engine revving for takeoff",  or  "OFF".  we cannot waken
12 times a night and crawl outside, turn on jet engine, wait ten minutes,
turn it off, crawl back into bed, lie there for half an hour, waiting to
fall asleep for 10 minutes until the alarm goes off, repeat, etc etc etc.

But still, mama said there'd be days like this.

I am faking cheerfulness for you people!

hermine
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