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Re: Happy New Year
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- From: Rob Loach deloges@juno.com>
- Date: Fri, 31 Dec 1999 07:27:58 -0500
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Thanks, Noel, for your greetings. It's good to know that you are
unaffected by the y2k bug. That gives me a bit more confidence here.
Here's a millennium blessing for you all.... Some of it may not make
sense to some of you folks in other countries, unless you keep up on the
news of the USA. Anyway, here goes....
~*~*~*~Blessings for the New Millennium~*~*~*~*~*
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,
your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your
podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber, and the
IRS.
May your hair, your teeth, your facelift, your abs, and your stocks not
fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count, and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour
in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking
space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the
new year ahead. You will find the food better, the environment quieter,
the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than
anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come to an
end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen.
May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd and find your
account is in order, your money is still there, and any mistakes are in
your favor.
May you ponder on January 4th: How did this ultramodern civilization of
ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a
chip made out of sand?
May we relax about the future and realize that we still have a long, long
time until we pass, by which time the computer is long since obsolete and
so are we.
May you have strength to go through a year of presidential campaigning,
and may some of the promises made be kept. May you believe at least half
of what the candidates propose, and may those elected fulfill at least
half of what they promise, and the miracle of reducing taxes and
balancing budgets happen.
May you be awestruck by the universe's sense of humor as you wrestle with
the possibility that a professional wrestler could become president of
the United States.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your
blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish
dinner, and may your check book and your budget balance, and may they
include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse,
your child, your parents, your friends; but probably not to your
secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser, or your tennis
instructor.
May you live in a world at peace and be filled with joy with the
awareness of every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's
smile, every kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of
your heart.
(author unknown)
This is Rob again....
I do hope that you'll have a pleasant New Year's Day and that this coming
year will be one filled with blessings from the hand of God.
Happy New Year to you all! Hope you have in your supply of food, water,
batteries, etc. 8-)
Rob
=^..^= =^..^= =^..^=
Rob Loach in Greenville SC
deloges@juno.com <d*@juno.com>
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