Agin' and savin'........

Aging and saving are, arguably, the two most efficient aspects of modern 
society and irisarians.

I know these things because today in the birthday of that world famous 
purveyor of constructed realities and convoluted logic, Bill Burleson.

Aging is such a wonderfully efficient process! Upon finishing the Internet 
and starting over, I discovered some credible research generated in academic 
circles supporting the hypothesis that as we age we loose things. I know this 
to be a certainty. I was born in 1946. Today I'm 36. I've lost 20 years. I 
ultimately find what I loose so logically, these years have been saved.

I can't wait until my next birthday! I'm convinced beyond all doubt this 
loosing thing will work with pounds as it does with years. I'm saving a lot 
of them now.

Future subject, "Efficiency of Irisarians and the Southern Dialect."

Bye yawl,
Bill B.



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