Re: slugs and humor


At 02:37 AM 4/24/96 MDT, you wrote:
>I'll skip dinner at your house too - no offense.  
>
>Kathy Guest... who fixes dinner the old fashioned way - she ORDERS it!

Q:How does an Irisarian Mother call her kids to dinner?
A:C'mon kids, get in the car!

Does anyone remember which catalog had the WONDERFUL little cartoons in it?

I always loved the one with the woman kneeling beside an Iris, saying,
"Can't you just open a can of soup?"

I have been looking the house over for that older catalog and seem to have
mis-placed it. Now I wished I had made an order then I would have a new one!

Here is another fine piece of humor, author unknown:  A number of years ago
I bought a little decorative magnet with a plant-chewing kittycat surrounded
by plants and flowers and the saying "I'd love to get into your plants." 

Recently I purchased a button decorated with plants that says, "Practice
Plant Parenthood!"

Louise H. Parsons  <parsont@peak.org>
Corvallis, OR  USA
USDA zone 7 , Emerald NARGS, AIS, SIGNA, SPCNI, transplanted Oregrowian 




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