Hot Line
- To: Multiple recipients of list <i*@rt66.com>
- Subject: Hot Line
- From: D* B* <1*@compuserve.com>
- Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 18:47:47 -0600 (MDT)
Gardeners' Psychiatric Hot Line
If you are buying plants, yet have no space or time to plant,
you are obsessive-compulsive-please press 1, repeatedly.
If you want someone else to do the digging, you are
co-dependent please ask someone else to press 2.
If you will plant everything and anything, you have multiple
personalities - please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are sure the sun, rain, bugs, and plant diseases are
out to get you, you are paranoid-delusional. We know who
you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can
trace the call.
If you are sure the flowers are talking to you, listen
carefully and a little voice will tell you which button to
press.
If you can't throw away a plant, even if it's dying, you are
manic-depressive and it doesn't matter which button you push.
Have a Nice Day and thank you for calling.
