OT:Iris Blooms and Dennis Hot Line
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- Subject: OT:Iris Blooms and Dennis Hot Line
- From: E* <E*@aol.com>
- Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 20:37:31 -0600 (MDT)
In a message dated 98-04-11 19:32:13 EDT, Kathy writes
<< It's too cold,
It's too hot,
I KNOW I'm getting iris rot
and so on. I worry when it rains, I worry when it does not. I worry about
ANY temperature at all. I worry about over fertilizing, under fertilizing,
not fertilizing or what I fertilized with. I worry about organic
gardening...
irisborer... hail, meteor showers, and a direct nuclear hit on my new bed. I
worry that the show is scheduled too early or too late. And so it goes. >>
Kathy,
It is a strange coincidence that your post and Dennis' Hot Line:
<<< Gardeners' Psychiatric Hot Line
If you are buying plants, yet have no space or time to plant,
you are obsessive-compulsive-please press 1, repeatedly.
If you want someone else to do the digging, you are
co-dependent please ask someone else to press 2.
If you will plant everything and anything, you have multiple
personalities - please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are sure the sun, rain, bugs, and plant diseases are
out to get you, you are paranoid-delusional. We know who
you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can
trace the call.
If you are sure the flowers are talking to you, listen
carefully and a little voice will tell you which button to
press.
If you can't throw away a plant, even if it's dying, you are
manic-depressive and it doesn't matter which button you push.
Have a Nice Day and thank you for calling.>>>
have arrived on the same mail! Our gardeners are of more than one dimension!
Claire Peplowski
East Nassau, NY
zone 4 (too much horseradish this weekend)
