OT: Animals and Plants
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- Subject: OT: Animals and Plants
- From: "* a* C* W* <c*@digitalpla.net>
- Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 18:59:20 -0700 (MST)
Attention, Mark Cook in FL!!!
News reports received here warn that a full grown lioness has escaped from
a compund near Disney World and disappeared into the countryside. It may be
headed in your direction! Expert opinion suggests that the beast may
consume your newly planted irises in order to cure its indigestion. Do not
panic if you confront this animal! Other experts confirm that you can
subdue the cat by feeding it one ton (metric) of fresh Poinsettia leaves,
but there is some disagreement on this point, especially if you are using
the white-flowered form. Take all necessay precautions! This is not a
drill. REPEAT - This is NOT a drill !!!!!!
A public service message from:
Jeff Walters in northern Utah (USDA Zone 4, Sunset Zone 2)
cwalters@digitalpla.net
Jeff Walters in northern Utah (USDA Zone 4, Sunset Zone 2)
cwalters@digitalpla.net
