Re: Four o'clock Alert


 
 Greetings all!
 
 WARNING - Mystery Plant Travelling Under Assumed Name!
 
 A fugitive mystery plant travelling under the assumed name of "Marvel of
 Peru" is wanted for questioning in connection with unexplained
 disappearances in Little Rock, AK. The FBI confirms that this plant is not
 a native of Peru. Interpol has telexed that the Linnean Labs have
 identified it as "Mirabilis jalapa", which suggests a close connection
with
 the notorious Jalapeno gang of central Mexico, known dealers in "hot"
 merchandise.
 
 The subject seldom appears in public before the late afternoon, and is
 assumed to be armed and dangerous. There are unconfirmed reports of deadly
 attacks on Japanese nationals. Please use extreme caution in approaching
 this subject!
 
 
 A Public Service Message from:
 Jeff Walters in northern Utah (Zone 4)
 cwalters@cache.net
 
 
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> Jeff Walters in northern Utah (Zone 4)
> cwalters@cache.net
> "This is the Place" - Utah Pioneer Sesquicentennial:  1847-1997



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