Re: Re: [iris-talk} OT - Evil Emus


In a message dated 7/9/2002 9:16:35 PM Central Daylight Time, 
patsiris@msn.com writes:


>  someone has already turned emus loose in Texas.   There have been several 
> articles in the news about deputies chasing them around in south and 
> western areas
> 

Pat,
I'm just buttin' in. Don't be too concerned about the emus. Won't be too much 
longer til a well meanin' group obtains government fundin' to protect em. 
Then to save em. Then of course the Bureau of Land Management will set aside 
a preserve for em. Then we will naturally increase the fundin' for the 
Bureau. When the humane control efforts fail they will transport them around 
the country and offer them at auctions. Course there will be a mini bureau 
inside the Land Management Bureau to inspect the trailers used to haul the 
purchased emus. And another mini bereau to do follow up on the purchased 
emus' treatment for the first two years of ownership.

Why fore you know it Pat, the way they'll tell it is we gonna stop dependence 
on Mid East oil. We'll all be ridin' emus and won't have to do nothin but 
feed em on seed pods.

Fearin'  I'm gittin to emutional but still agrinnin'
Bill Burleson 7a/b
Old South Iris Society



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