OFF TOPIC Computer Humor
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- Subject: OFF TOPIC Computer Humor
- From: K* B* <k*@baker.cnw.com>
- Date: Sat, 8 Mar 1997 19:59:26 -0700 (MST)
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Microsoft Explorer
2.0 or higher."
8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your
child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the
free Internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
2. The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.
1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to
twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access
number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. You succeed.
and may I add...
0. You're spending all your free time reading Iris List mail instead of
weeding your iris beds!
Kay Berg
