Re: OT : Humor

Teresa Cobb wrote:
> 
> Hope you get a chuckle or two from this, I did.
> 
> Answers given by students who took a Bible knowledge test:
> 
> 1.The first book of the Bible is Guinness's in which Adam and Eve were
> created from an apple.
> 2.Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
> 3.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
> 4.Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
> 5.Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
> 6.Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.
> 7.The seventh commandment is, "thou shalt not admit adultery."
> 8.Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
> 9.Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
> 10.Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
> 11.The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.
> 12.The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
> 13.One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
> 14.Salome danced in 7 veils in front of King Harrod.
> 15.Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
> 16.David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
> times.
> 17.A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
> 18.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic
> Genitals.>>
> 
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Hi:

Just had to share this with someone else, I got such a giggle out of
it!!

Love Nancy
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