Re: OT: what is CULT?
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- Subject: Re: OT: [iris-talk] what is CULT?
- From: i*@aol.com
- Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 05:14:46 EDT
In a message dated 5/23/2000 10:20:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
loberg@jps.net writes:
<< As soon as you get some recruits, please tell them part of the ritual is
they have to a) swear never to buy an iris from a color picture, b) swear
that they'll never put so many rhizomes in their garage that the can't park
their car there, and c) swear that the closet is for shoes and clothes and
not for iris catalogs and convention memorabilia. >>
Kitty:
They'll never make the rank of Big Rhizome if they follow your advice. In
fact,
a) Not only has a true irisholic/cultist bought irises from a picture....
but they bought it from a great description! Or because somebody else wants
it.
b) Garages are for cars??? What a novel concept. Quaint.
c) If all the iris memorabilia from cult members were stored in the Iris
Library in Silverton, it has been scientifically proven that Oregon would
sink and Atlantis would rise.
Kathyguest in East Aurora, NY
where my own iris catalogs, convention stuff and doo dads has been relegated
to a spare bedroom that my family refers to as the Iris Shrine
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