Re: OT: Humor


From: starlord@ptw.com (Slc.Dennis Bishop)

>From: "Jan Clark" <janclarx@hotmail.com>
>
>Sterling wrote:
>> There is the Iris Pile-driver that rams a three inch rhizome into a
>one inch space between other rhizomes. But some models have too much
>horse power
>
 Living out here next to Edwards AFB, I have a much better way of
getting my iris rhizome into tight places. I call up the Air Base
and they send out a person who picks up the plant, marks on a map
just were I want it and takes it back with him. The next day one
of the B-52's takes off, gets out about 200 miles away and then
comes back for a low level bombing run! Wait until you see one of
those just 100ft up! and WHAM they drop it with pinpoint bombing
and get it right where I wanted it! They say it's good training!

I just don't understand why others are moving out of the trailer
park? After all, it's not that hard to replace the windows and
dishs.


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