Iris humor--better never than late

You might be a redneck irisarian if it took you a whole week of hard
thinking to come up with a joke.

You might be a redneck irisarian if you name your rebloomer     DOUBLE BUBBA
(no offense, Bill and Al)

You might be a redneck irisarian if you think you need to de-horn your
spaceagers.

You might be a redneck irisarian if you have some irises in a Mason jar on
your TV tray while you eat barbeque and watch WCW Monday Nitro.*

  *In case you are culturally deprived, that is World Championship
Wrestling's explosive Monday night programming.

You might be a redneck irisarian by default if you grow irises and live in
Sparta, TN

Julie Allen, Sparta, TN
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