Iris Humor!
- To: Iris-L <I*@Rt66.com>
- Subject: Iris Humor!
- From: B* S* <7*@CompuServe.COM>
- Date: 05 Sep 96 14:27:02 EDT
Hi all,
Someone mentioned "Bubbaville" is a recent post and it got me to
thinking...hummm.....How do you tell if you're a redneck irisarian ????
W-e-l-l..... Thought you might enjoy some of the below ways to tell if you're a
redneck irisarian.....
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you think getting dressed up is putting on
your favorite pair of jeans and a Schriener's t-shirt!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you order two of Clarence's catalogs at
$100.00 and can't figure out why you don't have any money left to order his new
introductions!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you grow all your irises in the back yard
inside the old worn out tires thrown about!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if someone spotted Elvis in your seedling
patch!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you name your hounds after new iris
introductions!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if the only reading material in the outhouse is
old AIS bulletins!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you order iris colors from the catalogs to
match your trailer color!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you refer to MDB's as
"dose-iddy-biddy-ones".
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you grow CONJURATION, but can't pronounce it
or don't know what it means.
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you think TB is short for a lung disease!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you think a BB is something you fire from an
air rifle!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you let your dog do all the digging when you
plant irises!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you think the Dykes Medal is given only to
tomboy women!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you join AIS in October and can't figure out
where the year went!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you think Aril is the French pronunciation
for Earl!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you have an iris tattoo on your forearm! Or
worse, you have Victoria Falls tattooed on your forearm with the terminal bud
below your waist!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you name your new introductions after your
hound-dogs!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you can't pronounce Pseudachoris - and just
call them flags.
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if you plant your irises as deep as you do your
potatoes!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if .............. OK! It's your turn to add
some!
Enjoy,
BillSmoot-going crazy at sea with so much work to do at home!
You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if
