Re: Iris Humor!


As the one who wrote about Bubbaville:  I LIVE THERE!!!  Half the population
is named Bubba, and the other half is Honey.  22% of the population has
never been further than the county line (now why the heck would you wanna do
that fer???), and 60+% is on welfare.  An iris is considered a "foofy thing
to wanna put in a perfectly good piece of ground that could support how many
hops plants for how many more beersssss???"  My neighbors think I am
absolutely crazy (little do they know) for digging up the 2 areas between
the street and sidewalk, much less put some stupid plants that only bloom
once a year.  Put some self-respecting cannas or caladiums or perriwinkle in
there, girl!

New Mexico is the land of Manana, or tomorrow.  East Texas is the land of
"fixin to get ready to think about maybee gonna do it".

I really enjoyed the posting Bill.  Sea life agrees with you, you could
start a whole new stand up IRIS comedy routine, get your own show and make
lots of money and subsidize Clarence and Sharon McA. and the new upandcoming
fledgling grand iris contributors out there starving, while buying rhizomes,
fertilizer, ajax and alfalfa pellets and more land to plant in!

Aint iris life grand, eh Bubba????

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East Texas, zone 8

Sharon A. Ruck,  the herb and Harley Davidson lady
sharon@software.nsbf.nasa.gov




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