Re: Iris Humor!


In a message dated 96-09-05 17:09:55 EDT, you write:

>>You MIGHT be a Redneck Irisarian if

Donald, you are a riot! I suspect your "You MIGHT be a redneck irisarian
ifs..." are going to appear in AIS regional newletters all over the U.S.
Naturally you inspired me to try.......

You might be a redneck irisarian if the rot in your iris bed is caused by
drainage from the still.

You might be a redneck irisarian if you and your hound dog have a dual AIS
membership.

You might be a redneck irisarian if the chickens messed on your latest AIS
Bulletin that you left on the kitchen table.

You might be a redneck irisarian if your entries in the local iris show are
in old oil cans.

You might be a redneck irisarian if you plant Iris florentina in between the
junkers in the front yard.

You might be a redneck irisarian if your hybridizing program is limited to
siblings. (Think about it!)    

Couldn't help myself, Donald...you are such an inspiration! Still laughing,
Clarence Mahan in VA.



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