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- Subject: Fwd: Gendonics
- From: J* <J*@aol.com>
- Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 19:52:21 EST
<< << Women's English: "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry. "It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs. "This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house. "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.] "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. "I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important. "Nothing" = Everything "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole. Men's English: "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? "I love you." = Let's have sex now. "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any dress and let's go home. "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together." = I am gay. >> >>-- BEGIN included message
- To: J*@aol.com
- Subject: Fwd: Gendonics
- From: J* <J*@aol.com>
- Date: Wed, 4 Mar 1998 20:07:56 EST
In a message dated 98-03-04 12:58:34 EST, NuLACouple writes: << Women's English: "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry. "It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs. "This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house. "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.] "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. "I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important. "Nothing" = Everything "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole. Men's English: "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? "I love you." = Let's have sex now. "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any dress and let's go home. "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together." = I am gay. >>-- BEGIN included message
- To: J*@aol.com
- Subject: Gendonics
- From: N* <N*@aol.com>
- Date: Wed, 4 Mar 1998 12:58:34 EST
Women's English: "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry. "It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs. "This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house. "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.] "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. "I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important. "Nothing" = Everything "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole. Men's English: "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? "I love you." = Let's have sex now. "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any dress and let's go home. "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together." = I am gay.-- END included message
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