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<< << Women's English:
  
  "Yes" = No
  
  "No" = Yes
  
  "Maybe" = No
  
  "I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry.
  
  "It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
  
  "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
  
  "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to.
  
  "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
  
  "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
  
  "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs.
  
  "This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house.
  
  "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
  
  "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
  on TV.
  
  "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
  
  "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
  
  "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
  
  "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
  he falls asleep.
  
  "I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important.
  
  "Nothing" = Everything
  
  "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole.
  
  
  Men's English:
  
  "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
  
  "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
  
  "I'm tired" = I'm tired.
  
  "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
  you.
  
  "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
  you.
  
  "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  
  "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  
  "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
  
  "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
  
  "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
  
  "I love you." = Let's have sex now.
  
  "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now!
  
  "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
  
  "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
  deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
  
  "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
  with other guys.
  
  (while shopping)  "I like that one better."  = Pick any dress
  and let's go home.
  
  "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together."  = I am
  gay.
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In a message dated 98-03-04 12:58:34 EST, NuLACouple writes:

<< Women's English:
 
 "Yes" = No
 
 "No" = Yes
 
 "Maybe" = No
 
 "I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry.
 
 "It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
 
 "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
 
 "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to.
 
 "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
 
 "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
 
 "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs.
 
 "This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house.
 
 "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
 
 "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
 on TV.
 
 "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
 
 "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
 
 "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
 
 "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
 he falls asleep.
 
 "I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important.
 
 "Nothing" = Everything
 
 "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole.
 
 
 Men's English:
 
 "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
 
 "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
 
 "I'm tired" = I'm tired.
 
 "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
 you.
 
 "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
 you.
 
 "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
 
 "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
 
 "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
 
 "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
 
 "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
 
 "I love you." = Let's have sex now.
 
 "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now!
 
 "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
 
 "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
 deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
 
 "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
 with other guys.
 
 (while shopping)  "I like that one better."  = Pick any dress
 and let's go home.
 
 "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together."  = I am
 gay.
  >>

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  • To: J*@aol.com
  • Subject: Gendonics
  • From: N* <N*@aol.com>
  • Date: Wed, 4 Mar 1998 12:58:34 EST
Women's English:

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry"= You'll be sorry.

"It's your decision"= The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs.

"This kitchen is so inconvenient"= I want a new house.

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he falls asleep.

"I'm not yelling!" = I'm yelling because this is important.

"Nothing" = Everything

"Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole.


Men's English:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it too... we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.

(while shopping)  "I like that one better."  = Pick any dress
and let's go home.

"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go together."  = I am
gay.

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