Seasoned Greetings

BlankDear Friends, Relatives, and/or associates, I would like to wish you a
Happy something or other.......

For some people - no particular political affiliation suggested or implied:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to
the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher."

For other folks:

Merry Christmas and a Happy Dear Friends, Relatives, and/or associates, I
would like to wish you a Happy something or other.......

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