Re: slugs and heaven
- Subject: Re: slugs and heaven
- From: P* M*
- Date: Tue, 07 May 2002 16:09:07 -0500
>I used to get satisfaction out of sprinkling salt on slugs and watching
> >them turn to mush, until it occurred to me that God might be a slug, and
> >what might be coming to me in the hereafter.
I believe God must be a centipede because every time one
surprises me (like by running across my feet in the wee
hours of the morning or coming out of my towel while drying
off after a shower), I most certainly speak in tongues and
shiver and shake like a Quaker . . .
Or perhaps he's an earwig . . . . . .urgh.
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Pat Mitchell
corgilover@wi.rr.com
zone 5 - SE Wisconsin
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