FW: Joe's headaches

> From: deltadon@sympatico.ca> Subject: Joe's headaches> Date: Sun, 14 Sep
2008 23:59:18 -0400> To: liltovey@hotmail.com> > > >>> >>> >> The doctor said,
'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.> >> The bad news is that it
will require castration.> >> You have a very rare condition which causes your
testicles to > >> press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a
headache.> >> The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles.'> >>> >> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to > >> live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.> >>> >>
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first > >> time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important > >> part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he > >> felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and > >> live a new life.> >>>
>> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... > >> a
new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like > >> a new
suit.'> >>> >> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size
44 > >> long.'> >>> >> Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know ?'> >>> >>
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.> >>> >> Joe tried on the
suit; it fitted perfectly.> >>> >> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the
salesman asked, 'How > >> about a new shirt?'> >>> >> Joe thought for a moment
and then said, 'Sure.'> >>> >> The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34
sleeves and 16-1/2 > >> neck.'> >>> >> Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how
did you know?'> >>> >> 'Been in the business 60 years.'> >>> >> Joe tried on
the shirt, and it fitted perfectly.> >>> >> Joe walked comfortably around the
shop, and the salesman asked, > >> 'How about some new underwear?'> >>> >> Joe
thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'> >>> >> The salesman said, 'Let's
see...size 36.'> >>> >> Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 > >> years old.'> >>> >> The salesman shook his head, 'You
can't wear a size 34. A size 34 > >> would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and > >> give you one hell of a headache.'> >>> >> New suit
- $400> >> New shirt - $36> >> New underwear - $6> >> Second opinion -
PRICELESS> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>
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