Re: AG Time Line... (a must read)
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- Subject: Re: AG Time Line... (a must read)
- From: p* a* c*
- Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 21:55:32 -0700 (PDT)
- List-Archive: <http://www.mallorn.com/lists/pumpkins/> (Web Archive)
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Many thanks to Rocky
Greg
--- Rocky Rockwell <rocky.r@cyber-quest.com> wrote:
> I recently come across a shiney clear crystal ball in my cellar, and I
> asked the crystal all to give me a time line of some of the upcoming
> events in Pumpkinland.. Here is what it had to say......
>
> **July 2000 - Record 4.3 million pumpkins se with 1000 pound
> potential....
>
> **October 2000 - 7 - One thousand plus pumpkins - are officially weighed
> in , from the Lloyd 935, 2 from the Checkon 815, and one from the
> Rockwell 290.
>
> **January 2001 - Bickering season on the mallorn list starts up again.
> Steve Sedlar takes charge of list.......
>
> **October 2004 - After 5 consecutive years of having the world's
> champion AG come from Altoona, Ray Waterman regains the crown and wins
> his own money...
>
> **October 2005 - DeWight Blanton realizes his dreams come true after
> the purchase of the GoodLuck Package from the htp://www.PGPGA.com seed
> auction in 2000. He attributes his winning the title to good luck good
> seed, and good freinds at the PGPGA.....
>
> **July 2006 -English Pumpkin guru Mike Turner moves to the United
> States, his move requiring 2 planes.. one for his belongings, another
> for his massive seed collection....
>
> **September 2008 - The west coast slides into the Pacific, only thing
> saving half the population is the massive oslaught of AG patches that
> helped become lotation devices for their growers..
>
> **April 2009 - 3 growers from NewZealand grow 143 K pumpkins, leaving
> United States growers still wondering how much 143 K's is in pounds..
>
> **October 2009- Pumpkinguy, Pumpkinwitch, Pumpkinguru, amd Doc
> Pumpkinstein all get togther and find out they are related..
>
> **October 2010 - Top 3 pumpkins in the world are grown in Athens ,
> Sayre, and Milan PA..... The micro climate was perfect allowing Mark
> Elsbree, Rocky Rockwell, and Kevin Brown to grow their 1300 pound, 1402
> pound and 1870 pounder's within 10 miles of each other.
>
> ** January 2011 - The 11th annual PGPGA seed auction raises 14.2 million
> dollars, which 14.1 million is donated to the American Heart
> Association... AHA president DR. Marv Meisner accepts on thier behalf..
> AHA president Lynn Smaha from the year 2000 on hand with Rocky ROckwell
> to present chck to Marv ...
>
> ** December 2014 - The Germans and Swiss finish thier 15 year buyoff of
> the WPC winners at Clarence, an have been secretly making a super hybrid
> of AG's that will fly to the moon with the aid of Wayne Hackneys
> trolling motor from the Mighy Mabel..
>
> **August 2020 - Nuclear war strikes.... Oly remaining living organisms
> on the face of the earth are cockroaches and Squash VineBorers..
>
> THE STORY PRINTED ABOVE IS FICTICIOUS AND MEANT TO BE LIGHTHEARTED. LETS
> HAVE SOME FUN ONCE IN A WHILE..
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> --
> ***Rocky Rockwell***
>
> Personal site - http://home.Cyber-Quest.com/Rocky.R
>
> Pennsylvania Giant Pumpkin Grower's Association - http://www.PGPGA.com
>
> Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope ... ahh nevermind..... :o)
>
>
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