time line of AG future..

Here is the correct version, when I use spell  check... lol

I recently come across a shiney clear crystal ball in my cellar, and I asked the crystal all to give me a time line of some of the
upcoming events in Pumpkinland.. Here is what it had to say......

**July 2000 - Record 4.3 million pumpkins set with 1000 pound potential....

**October 2000 - 7 - One thousand plus pumpkins - are officially weighed in ,  4 from the Lloyd 935, 2 from the Checkon 815, and one from the Rockwell 290.

**January 2001 - Bickering season on the mallorn list starts up again. Steve Sedlar takes charge of list.......

**October 2004 - After 5 consecutive years of having the world's champion AG come from Altoona, Ray Waterman regains
the crown and wins his own money...

**October 2005  - DeWight Blanton realizes his dreams come true after the purchase of the GoodLuck Package from the
http://www.PGPGA.com seed auction in 2000. He attributes his winning the title to good luck, good seed, and good freinds at
the PGPGA.....

**July 2006  -English Pumpkin guru Mike Turner moves to the United States, his move requiring 2 planes.. one for his
belongings, another for his massive seed collection....

**September 2008 - The west coast slides into the Pacific, only thing saving half the population is the massive onslaught of AG
pumpkins that helped become flotation devices for their growers..

**April 2009 -  3 growers from NewZealand grow 143 K pumpkins, leaving United States growers still wondering how much
143 K's is in pounds..

**October 2009- Pumpkinguy, Pumpkinwitch, Pumpkinguru, amd Doc Pumpkinstein all get togther and find out they are
related..

**October 2010 - Top 3 pumpkins in the world are grown in Athens , Sayre, and Milan PA..... The micro climate was perfect
allowing Mark Elsbree, Rocky Rockwell, and Kevin Brown to grow their 1300 pound, 1402 pound and 1870 pounder's
within 10 miles of each other.

** January 2011 - The 11th annual PGPGA seed auction raises 14.2 million dollars, which 14.1 million is donated to the
American Heart Association... AHA president DR. Marv Meisner accepts on thier behalf.. AHA president Lynn Smaha from
the year 2000 on hand with Rocky Rockwell to present check to Marv ...

** December 2014 - The Germans and Swiss finish thier 15 year buyoff of the WPC winners at Clarence, and have been
secretly making a super hybrid of AG's that will fly to the moon with the aid of Wayne Hackneys trolling motor from the Mighty
Mabel..

**August 2020 - Nuclear war strikes.... Only remaining living organisms on the face of the earth are cockroaches and Squash
VineBorers..

THE STORY PRINTED ABOVE IS FICTICIOUS AND MEANT TO BE LIGHTHEARTED. LETS HAVE SOME FUN
ONCE IN A WHILE..
--
***Rocky Rockwell***

Personal site - http://home.Cyber-Quest.com/Rocky.R

Pennsylvania Giant Pumpkin Grower's Association - http://www.PGPGA.com

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope ... ahh nevermind.....  :o)
 

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