Re: Eaton's Secret- Pyramid Energy!
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- Subject: Re: Eaton's Secret- Pyramid Energy!
- From: "* Q* <c*@ma.ultranet.com>
- Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 19:25:26 -0400
Hey, listen here folks; You all thought I had lost my mind when I
suggested pyramid power but now look... Try it yourselves (seriously).
Make a small equilateral pyramid out of whatever material. Place a piece of
apple in it. Face one of the sides North in a window and see what happens.
It will not rot. This is not some moogoo hype-o horse caca; this has to do
with some basic scientific principles that I, ignorant as I am, happen not
to be versed in.
This is really not a joke. I performed the experiment and I saw it work.
(No, noone switched the apple when I turned around.) Now I will experiment a
bit in the pumpkin patch and report to all you skeptics. Then you will all
worship me and call me master. I will be as a God; call me...the great
pumpko! Uh...seriously folks, try it, it works.
Ernest
-----Original Message-----
From: Mills, Joe <MillsJ@doaks.org>
To: 'pumpkins@mallorn.com' <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
Date: Tuesday, April 07, 1998 2:25 PM
Subject: Eaton's Secret- Pyramid Energy!
>It is out and I have the proof. Al Eaton's secret to success is not
>great seed, not great knowledge of AG growing, not Cat Food in the soil,
>but non other then that "myth" that just won't die, Pyramid Energy! He
>accidentally sent me a secret photo of his recent behemoth pumpkin and
>it was placed exactly in the middle of a gigantic pyramid structure some
>twenty feet tall, obviously oriented to the magnetic poles in such a way
>as to direct intense cosmic energy into his pumpkin!
>
>Al, explain yourself here. It is no use keeping your secret a secret
>anymore. Share your Pyramid energy technique with the rest of us in the
>subterranean world of pumpkin growing.
>
>ZOO
>
>This is not a joke. Photos do not lie!
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