Re: Soil test results - HELP!
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: Soil test results - HELP!
- From: P* <P*@aol.com>
- Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 22:28:19 EDT
In a message dated 98-04-20 10:04:29 EDT, you write:
<< o take aboard your AG Dingy make those in a Bond movie look
child-like! Plan to be rummaging through Davey's locker while Gen. Zoo
stakes a claim to fame.
By the way does the Guiness book have a section for distance traveled
yet for an AG boat?
ZOO
>>
Gen. Zoo,
I never thought that Barbi could possibly be a double agent. I still don't
believe it. Barbi, say it aint so...........Barbi...........
Admiral Pumpkinhead
P.S. Guinness knows nothing of the pumpkin voyage. I didn't tell them and
have no desire to. Back in the mid 80's Guinness printed what we believe to be
a pumpkin world record hoax. When the American publisher of Guinness was
contacted about the matter, he refused to verify the weight supposedly taken
on a gravel Bank scale hmmmmmmm. Anyway, when Hugh Wiberg contacted the grower
to arrange to have the pumpkins reweighed on a digital scale, mysteriously,
the pumpkins were smashed by "vandals". Since then I have had little respect
for Guinness. This is all documented and not hearsay. Ripley's Believe it or
not has the Voyage on record and was a featured article in their syndicated
column and in their museum out West somewhere.
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